May 2012
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Billy Merritt's Improv Dance Party Pt2: Coach-less... →
improvdanceparty: Or as I like to call them.. Charades! I have been told by a few of my students that they’ve been doing practice sessions without a coach. They say it’s hard to find a coach, get the coach they want, or can’t afford one. All well and good, but don’t think for a minute that you are improving…
May 3rd
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April 2012
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Apr 27th
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What I Took Away: The Raid: Redemption →
tookaway: Holy shit. Go see “The Raid: Redemption” now. I went in to this movie just hoping to see a decent action movie and I was blown away. This is exactly what an action movie should be in my opinion. The premise is simple, the table is set for all sorts of ass-kickery and then it all just happens.
Apr 4th
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March 2012
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Mar 23rd
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February 2012
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What I Took Away: A Farewell to Arms →
tookaway: I’ve never read Hemingway. I haven’t read a lot of things to be perfectly honest. It wasn’t until my senior year of college that I started really reading on my own time, catching up with classics or even just topics that interested me. I had 6 months left in my education when I finally decided… I read A Farewell to Arms and wrote a little bit about what I took away from it,...
Feb 16th
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January 2012
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Jan 4th
What I Took Away: "Merchants of Doubt" by Naomi... →
I finished a book on an airplane, here are my thoughts. tookaway: I decided to read Merchants of Doubt initially because it pertained to my ongoing fascination with public relations and my desire to write a fake PR textbook and build WorldGlobalPR.com (a fake PR site). Last year, during the oil spill and my fascination with BP and their PR spin, I kept…
Jan 3rd
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Read your poem dickface. @joehartzler
Jan 3rd
December 2011
21 posts
If y’all wanna pee on some ice get over to the Public House NOW.
Dec 31st
Step 1: Open a yelp account under the username “POOPFOOD” Step 2: review everything with “They put poop in my food!” Step 3: Give 5 stars
Dec 30th
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Just once I wish my dad would ask for something besides a bubble bath for Christmas.
Dec 23rd
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m definitely a better actor than Aaron Rodgers. #perspective #masters
Dec 21st
Linked In is a great service for sending a constant stream of pointless reminders about nothing to people you hope to impress.
Dec 20th
Good thing porn doesn’t have pre-rolls, or I’d HATE Coke Zero.
Dec 17th
FYI, my testicles are named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
Dec 17th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
Praying about football = closing your eyes, making a wish to no one and having zero perspective.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I paid five dollars, I downloaded @louisck’s new stand up special, I watched it and I laughed. You should too!
Dec 11th
Sad I couldn’t make it to @funnyordie’s 3rd annual “See we do have money, we just don’t give it to actors, crew or employees” party.
Dec 10th
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“That’s what she said.” - A schizophrenic.
Dec 10th
This bathroom smells like pizza. Either that or my favorite food is shit.
Dec 9th
My iPhone autocorrects gaggles to gaggles.
Dec 8th
Would you rather: a) have sex with a buffalo b) have sex with someone from Buffalo?
Dec 7th
“7th Grade: The Musical” was accepted into SF Sketchfest! Looks like I’ll be spending my birthday in San Francisco!
Dec 4th
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Here’s to a great @TeamCoco Live show! @dubouchet @croninwhocares @thebirthdayboys @m_proksch @eddiepepitone @TheRealLaBamba @BigBley killed
Dec 3rd
Get tickets to Team Coco Live @UCBTLA here: http://t.co/S3Ym5rvE
Dec 2nd
November 2011
9 posts
Turkeys remind me of fat aunts.
Nov 30th
I’m thankful I’m not a turtle.
Nov 25th
“I don’t agree with her politics, but that Lady Gaga sure can sing!” - @joehartzler
Nov 23rd
Fun fact: Uranus was originally called Urasshole.
Nov 19th
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is obviously an alcoholic.
Nov 18th
As it turns out, the best way to sabotage a GOP candidate is to hand him/her a microphone.
Nov 11th
Heavy D makes 3. Breathe easy, Ms. Lohan.
Nov 9th
Thanks to @Amtrak for being 40 minutes behind and making me late to the packer game. You failed at the thing you do. Congrats!
Nov 7th
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