Today is just like driving miss daisy… If miss daisy was an Asian dude with 8 kids.
http://twitpic.com/me600 - I’m not sure how I feel about the new guy in the office.
There have been some crazy advancements in NERF weaponry since I was a kid!
Nerf just delivered a bunch of weapons to the office… everyone is on edge.
Check out the Real Story of the Headless Horseman! http://bit.ly/3TH67m
Here’s a video I made called The Headless Horseman. Please vote funny.
Why is everyone talking about that stupid Jake Gyllenhaal movie?
I spent a terrible day with the Fray. http://bit.ly/4hUcQV
I don’t like to swear unless it’s totally called for. That being said, I fucking love Gardetto’s Snack Mix. #breadsticksandryechips
If you’re sending a mass email about AOL giving away money, please just send me a private message stating “I’m an idiot.” It’ll save time.
http://twitpic.com/l6wgm - I shall no longer be ridin dirty. It’s not as cool as they say.